Don Update

[trouble]

Don shaved his head.

There is a pile of hair in my bathroom sink.

Comments

[umadoshi]

I...can only kind of picture this. O_o

[capriuni]

Dear Don:

Protip: if you truly intend to hide your evil nature, it is best to clean up any shaved hair from basins used by the public.

[willow]

Huh - Guess it was getting out of control and he was frustrated by the constant attempts of it to take over the world.

[automaticdoor]

Dear god. I can only imagine.

[trouble]

He looks like his evil twin! I expect him to start plotting how to kill Superman any day now!

[trouble]

That is totally what was going on. *firmnod* He's not trying to lull us into a false sense of security at all.

[trouble]

*laugh* It's mostly the stuff from when I grabbed the scissors and hacked off the bulk of it.

[trouble]

Obviously you will have to see him before it starts to grow back. *firmnod*

:D

[lilacsigil]

New pet!

[ginny_t]

How come Don gets to shave his head, and I have to suffer through this wretched heat?! *whine*

Also, please note that if I were to shave my head, I would clean up after myself.

[neekabe]

But how will I recognize him now!

[trouble]

His grumpy expression!

(Are you home now?)

[neekabe]

No, still in ON. Leaving for Halifax Tuesday at 9am... so this time tomorrow I'll be home for sure ^_^

[sami]

I thought I would let you know the path my brain took parsing this post.

You see, I was scrolling past a long feed-not-journal post on my reading list, and hit the end and overshot, so your post flicked past my eyes and I caught "Don" and "trouble".

So initially I parsed as "Don trouble".

By then I was scrolling up again, and saw Don shaved his head and there is hair in your sink.

I scrolled up far enough for the subject line to be visible, where it says "Don Update", but in my head?

It's still "Don is in trouble." because ALL THOSE THINGS COMBINE BRAINS ARE WEIRD AND STUPID, basically.

Is Don in trouble? I'm curious now.

[trouble]

Well, there's a BALD MAN in my bed, and that is troubling me, but I'm sure I'll get used to it. :)

[dantesvendetta.livejournal.com]

Maybe use it to knit a new Don?

[thysanotus.livejournal.com]

!!!

(email coming when work does not fucking suck so much)

[firynze.livejournal.com]

I approve this message.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

I also approve this message!

[troubleinchina.livejournal.com]

But it would such a small New Don, and size *matters* in these things.

(Melle, there was a BALD MAN in my bed last night!)

[troubleinchina.livejournal.com]

Maybe a little Don-shaped cozy? :D

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you ccould just knit him a wig from the hair? :D

(CLEARLY this is an invitation to DRAW ON HIS HEAD!)

[troubleinchina.livejournal.com]

I hopefully will be able to get my brain working enough to email you soon too! It would be so awesome.

(Woe, I cannot even think anymore.)